Hi, I'm Mandy. You might know me as that girl who peed her pants in the grocery store or maybe as the girl that got drunk at 9 months pregnant!
I had a STOOOOPID pregnancy. And then I wrote about how to pee after you have that baby because really---nobody told me about the squirt bottle you must spray your vag with so it doesnt burn off. Nobody told you either? Well, I wrote about it on my blog.
And then my dad started reading the blog, so I tried to post about how awesome a wife and mother I was (instead of stories about my ginatown)...because I think I still want him to be proud of me. And then I got hated on for feeding her a Lean Cuisine and for many of the dumb posts I write that made me sound like an oppressed wife....so I had to put an end to that.
Then, last year I got a divorce! Yayz. And I didnt go back to work. Still havent.
So, since I have no idea what to write about these days...I post pictures of my outfits and pretend that nothing is wrong!
Things I like include (in no particular order): Paul McCartney, not talking about feelings, my hair, Tory Burch, Target, Pinterest, leggings as pants, vacumming and Starbucks.
Things I love- My kid. She is my life.
I started blogging because I had ZERO friends when I moved to Las Vegas (from Orlando!), and I needed a place to get some feedback on the wedding I was planning. I blogged for WeddingBee, then about 3 months before the wedding, I found out I was preggo. I wish I had kept a pregnancy blog, but sadly, I did not. I started blogging again as a way to vent and talk smack and write down the funny things that happened to me after I had a baby. Also, I was the first of my friends to have a baby anyways, and so I had nobody to talk to. I was (in my eyes) overweight (I gained almost 70 pounds with my daughter!), and I felt like I was going through everything completely alone. And alone, in the middle of the night, when you've had no sleep, is not a fun place to stay. So, the blog started.
And for some strange reason, I am still blogging today because I CANNOT QUIT THIS BITCH.
Some other things about me- I dont have a Facebook account, I barely tweet, I used to spend lots of money at Janie & Jack but don't anymore because I have no money after my divorce, I am a terrible cook but I do it anyways, I have a college degree and I also went to grad school but I am clearly not doing anything with them except paying back student loans, and....I love, love, LOVE my daughter. And my friends. And my dad.
I also think that I invented those toothbrushes with the toothpaste dispenser on the stick, but nobody believes me. Hey, my mom thinks she invented pull-ups and will tell anyone who will listen about the letter she wrote to Luvs Diapers in the 1970's explaining, in great detail, how the pull-up diapers need to be designed...so maybe it runs in the family. We is cray.
Make sure to head over to Mandy's blog - you will not be disappointed. It's one of my favorite reads every week!